TherapistTakedown | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and outrageous stories that will make your therapy sessions seem tame in comparison.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family therapy session on steroids. With a mom who thinks her new husband is better than the last one (even though he’s dead), and a sister who refuses to join in on the fun, you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! Our therapist NPCs are constantly getting shut down by the mom NPC, making for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. And if you dare to challenge the mom NPC, get ready for some epic battles of wit and willpower.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family dynamics, come join us for a wild ride. Who needs therapy when you have this level of insanity to keep you entertained? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1622
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Items Found:	8115	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6036	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Dimension Hops:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Towns Built:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Farms Harvested:	805	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.