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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9420 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 8474 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 3006 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Votes: | 5689 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s stepsister tried to ruin their life by breaking their precious DVD from their late dad. But fear not, on our server, there are no evil stepsisters to ruin your fun! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.
So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your troubles. And remember, forgiveness is overrated when you can just block someone instead!