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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6643 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 3656 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6178 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s stepsister tried to ruin their life by breaking their precious DVD from their late dad. But fear not, on our server, there are no evil stepsisters to ruin your fun! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.
So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your troubles. And remember, forgiveness is overrated when you can just block someone instead!