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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1152 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Have you ever wanted to build a giant toilet house? Or maybe ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, on this server, those are just everyday occurrences.
Our quests are so ridiculous, you’ll be scratching your head wondering how they even came to be. From finding the rarest block in the game to taming a wild ocelot with a fish named Gerald, our quests will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And let’s not forget about our leaky base – that’s right, our entire server is built on a giant leaky ship that’s constantly flooding. But don’t worry, we’ve got buckets for days and a team of expert builders ready to patch up any leaks that come our way.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how crazy things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or dry)!