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FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	375	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Animals Bred:	97	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Star Shards Collected:	179
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	7859	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mines Excavated:	1765	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	New Chunks Explored:	645015
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2766

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Buildings Constructed:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mines Excavated:	2706
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Farms Harvested:	589
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Towns Built:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Buildings Constructed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24