TheGuardians | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	52	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ores Mined:	9094
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Towns Built:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Potions Brewed:	92	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Emeralds Found:	9865
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1555
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Towns Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	3440
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Magic Items Found:	7765	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	4200
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	2716	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Animals Bred:	130
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	802	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	222
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9907
Secret Passages Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ores Mined:	6348
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	99/800	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2