TheGuardians | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Animals Bred:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	60	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	7945	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	39
New Chunks Explored:	36666	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	6716	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	253
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Players:	107/100	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Votes:	5572	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3