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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5294 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 2925 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Star Shards Collected: | 116 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 788371 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).
So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!