TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Items Found:	2210	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	91	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	778624	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	66
Void Armor Forged:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Potions Brewed:	161	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2375
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!