TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	New Chunks Explored:	474300
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Animals Bred:	191	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	72871
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Animals Bred:	30
Enchantments Applied:	112	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crops Grown:	7750
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Towns Built:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Items Found:	7432	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	287	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Farms Harvested:	645	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Emeralds Found:	1681	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchantments Applied:	166
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.