TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Emeralds Found:	1038
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ores Mined:	8426
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	219	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7110	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Void Gems Collected:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchantments Applied:	85
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	163
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	534101	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7712
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	191	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.