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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Items Found:	6586	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Animals Bred:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Divine Spears Created:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	175	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Crops Grown:	9762	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	553
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4478	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.