TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	141	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	252
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.