TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Zombie Dances:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Star Shards Collected:	61

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Animals Bred:	72
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Emeralds Found:	1458	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ZenPvP

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

IP: play.zenpvp.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	156	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LovyMc

Survival

Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	8517
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Farms Harvested:	845
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Animals Bred:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.