TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	1651
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Villages Defended:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Star Shards Collected:	130	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4139	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8638

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Enchantments Applied:	192	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mines Excavated:	2453
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Farms Harvested:	614

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	5892
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.