TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7822
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1684	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Crops Grown:	6965
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	New Chunks Explored:	415412

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BarcelTowny MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to BarcelTowny Mc. BarcelTowny is a community based server on which towns, survival, and PVE is the basis of the experience. You can join a town, start a town or live in the Wilderness. We have special dungeons, along with a lot of unique structures. We are a very new server and we strive to run a family, peaceful, and fun server. Come and join our community today! This modpack started years ago. Tekkit classic, about 2012. Throughout the years, there have been a few other public servers. This is the first one that has come this far. A lot of thought has come into this. Hopefully, this server stays for the long haul. 1.7.10, is a good Modding version. There are items and mobs that did come later that are in this modpack. This modpack is called Machines and Magic Lite, but it was called Machines and Magic Futuristics first.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SagaMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Join us in the heart of the jungle, where the survival experience meets unparalleled customization and a thriving player-driven economy. Cast your vote and be part of our ever-growing community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Sanctum Network

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

400 Sci-Fi Mods in 1.20.1 Play as a dragon Build Factories Make your Meka-Suit Become the strongest Mage with your custom abilities

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8787	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6597

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WaveyMC Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with many cool features to keep our players having a great time. This includes features such as: Quests, a Level System, Factories, Deliveries, Random Teleport (RTP), Coins and much more!

As a server we aim to provide a welcoming yet exciting experience with our Minecraft game server. At WaveyMC we have taken the time to develop an experience that will truly keep the blockcrafters crafting blocks!

DISCORD: https://discord.waveymc.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crops Grown:	2270	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ThunderMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

ThunderMC [BoxPvP]

Season 1 is out now!!! Mine your way to better gear Packed with tons of PvP Play Now! Why Not? The IP is: play.thundermc.net We are waiting for you! Good luck and Have fun! Also, make sure to join our discord https://discord.gg/thundermc

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.