The Wrong Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1243
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	250061	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9664

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5814
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4982	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	105	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	4852

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.