The Worst Custom Survival Server (Not Really Modded)

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Description	Information
Server Name:	Minecraft Custom Survival Server
Features:	Unique and exciting survival experience
Discord:	Join our Discord
IP Address:	MC.ZYTUS.US

FAQs

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom survival gameplay with unique features to enhance the experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by entering the IP address MC.ZYTRUS.US in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord community for the server?

A: Yes, we have a Discord community where you can stay updated on server news and updates. Join us here.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and explore the custom survival world together.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	114	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines and Enderman Emojis Are the Norm

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret language learning app where you can message Chinese girls who all want to date you because of your curly hair and big nose (Jewish)! Join now for a chance to find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and adventurous?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5752	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

YugiohCraft: Where Creepers Duel with Blue Eyes White Dragons

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you duel-loving, card-slinging, monster-summoning players out there!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is a potential duel arena and every creeper is just waiting to challenge you to a card game showdown.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon has been known to whip out a Blue-Eyes White Dragon and challenge players to a duel for the ultimate prize of… well, we’re not quite sure what the prize is, but it’s gotta be good, right?

So come on down and experience the thrill of battling it out with your favorite Yugioh cards in a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even summon Exodia and become the ultimate duelist of the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty McCraftface: The 916884653th Server by Definitely Not Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to boogie down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary diamond sword that only the bravest players can wield. Rumor has it that whoever holds the sword gains the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to face off against a horde of evil bunnies who have a taste for revenge and a knack for setting traps. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty McCraftface: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #minecraftfun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos as we explore the world of Minecraft like never before.

On our server, you can create your own anime girl character and watch her chow down on your country’s favorite food. Want to see a French anime girl devouring a croissant? Or how about a Japanese anime girl slurping up some ramen? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your spuds. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

“No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are full of holoen and bullshit? Look no further, because our server is all about pure idol fun!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. But be warned, the mobs on our server are no joke – they’ve been known to break out into dance battles when provoked.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building competition. Rumor has it that his favorite building material is rainbow-colored wool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the idol fun for yourself. Just remember, no holoen allowed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty AF: Where even the noobs can’t resist playing for more than an hour

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Are you tired of boring, long Minecraft servers where you constantly die due to clunky controls? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where you’ll never have a dull moment.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden village where villagers throw parties every night.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more wishes).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away from the lava pits).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen can’t agree on politics!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the leftwing uniparty and the rightwing uniparty have banded together over their mutual hatred of…wait for it…antisemitism! That’s right, we’ve got all the drama and intrigue you could ever want, all centered around the most repulsive creature in all of Minecraft – the Jew! Will you join forces with the uniparties to take down this common enemy, or will you try to use the Jew as a power bloc to further your own agenda? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps

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Are you tired of dealing with zoomettes and femanons giving you the “birth control stare” in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and join a community where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to give you the side-eye.

Join us and leave behind the world of hypergamous man-hating infertile sluts, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that sweet castle you’ve been dreaming of. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only “stare” you’ll be getting is from the Ender Dragon as you take it down with your trusty diamond sword.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	144
Star Shards Collected:	113	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TacoCraft: Where we embrace the chaos and dump all the diamonds you have! #tacobellover69

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain taco? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a fiery jalapeño! Join us for a wild ride filled with taco-loving players who are ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named tacobellover69 stumbled upon our server and was instantly greeted by a herd of dancing tacos. Yes, you heard that right – dancing tacos! From that moment on, tacobellover69 knew they had found their forever home in the wackiest Minecraft server around.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Bell Tower, where players can battle it out for the title of Supreme Taco Master. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco God who will grant you three wishes – all taco-related, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most taco-licious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Remember, on our server, the tacos are always fresh and the fun never stops!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockRockers: Crafting Chaos with the Band of Bros!

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Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where you can rock out with your boomer buddies and start a band that will shake the very foundations of the blocky universe? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for musical talent!

Join us and be a part of the most legendary boomer band in Minecraft history. We’ll serenade creepers, enchant Endermen, and even make the Wither boss tap its feet to the beat. Who needs redstone contraptions when you have a guitar solo that can summon lightning?

So grab your pickaxe and your drumsticks, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s rock and roll our way to victory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loot & Lulz: Horny Thread – Treasure Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and questionable decisions!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Yes, you read that right. Aliens. And they throw the best parties in the galaxy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Caesar’s Crafty Kingdom: Where Building Empires is a LOL-ly Good Time!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bow down to our ruler, Caesar! Join us for a chance to build your own Roman empire and conquer all who stand in your way.

But beware, Caesar himself roams the server, ready to challenge any player to a gladiator-style duel. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the wilderness to fend for yourself?

If battling the mighty Caesar isn’t enough of a reason to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft? Legend has it that hidden deep within the mines are diamonds the size of your head and emeralds that glow in the dark.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to hail Caesar and have a good time. Just watch out for the lava pits and the occasional rogue creeper – they’re more dangerous than any army Caesar could muster.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that preach about being a good Christian? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hands Off My Blocks! Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of being touched in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about anyone laying a finger on you! Join us and experience the ultimate touch-free gaming experience.

Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.

And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Towns Built:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.