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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5739 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 728087 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!