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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9223 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3771 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9454 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!