The Virgin SMP – Fully Ripe, No Vanilla {1.21}

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Minecraft Server Name	The Chad SMP
Version	1.21
Release Date	June 13th
Description	A laid back and community based server with claimable land and regular End wipes.

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s Discord?

A: The server’s Discord is discord.gg/zf3NwhEw

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server will be released on June 13th.

Q: What version of Minecraft will the server be running?

A: The server will be running on version 1.21.

Q: Is the server community based?

A: Yes, the server is community based with claimable land to prevent griefing.

Q: How often will End wipes occur?

A: End wipes will occur every 2-3 weeks to prevent players from having to travel long distances to find end cities.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Magic Items Found:	2995	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Left for Craft: The Minecraft Server where you’re always surprised in a good way!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where up is down, left is right, and dimensions are just a suggestion!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers and chickens can talk! It’s a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to reshape the very fabric of reality itself!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Who knows, you might just find love in a parallel dimension!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ores Mined:	3874	Dragon Eggs Found:	6203
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PixelatedAnimeCraft – Where AI meets anime in the world of blocks!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a live-action anime brought to life by AI! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant robot monster appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a duel. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden hot spring where all the villagers are actually magical cat girls. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a cosplay contest. Dress up as your favorite anime character and strut your stuff on the virtual runway for a chance to win epic prizes like enchanted armor or a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a pixelated version of Tokyo.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a live-action anime, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Say ‘Hi there’ and Players Say ‘Bye there’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Who wouldn’t want to befriend one of these beauties?

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch your back when the music stops!

3. Our server is protected by a team of fearless warrior chickens who will stop at nothing to defend our land from any invaders. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these feathered fighters.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Love Letters Sent:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘>be you’ in the blink of an eye! Join the fun today!

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>So, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, doing your usual routes on the strip in Vegas, when suddenly you get sent on a wild goose chase to deal with some crazy dude named Crocker. Turns out, this guy is in charge of relations with Vegas, but he’s a total dumb fuck.

>Next thing you know, you’re on field duty and get sent on a mission to McCarran, only to be redirected to some random coordinates in the middle of nowhere. Why? Because some absolute lunatic got access to an emergency radio and you’re the lucky one chosen to deal with him.

>You arrive at the scene and see this dead-eyed dude in Ranger armor taking on THREE freaking deathclaws with just a regular infantry rifle. Is he high? Is he crazy? Who knows, but he’s definitely a badass.

>You join in the fight, shooting at the deathclaws with little effect, but this madman takes them all down like it’s nothing. I mean, he killed three nearly one-ton lizard monsters with just a basic assault rifle.

>Seriously, this guy is a legend in the making. If you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable adventures, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows what kind of crazy shit you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ores Mined:	3368
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	123	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zombie Punch-Up Palace: Where Even the Skeletons Throw Down

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where players just peacefully build and trade with each other? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – players are physically unable to fight each other! That’s right, every time you try to swing your sword or shoot your bow, your character just ends up doing a silly dance instead. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s absolute madness!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical egg that hatches into a baby dragon! Who wouldn’t want their very own fire-breathing companion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who loves to drop explosive beats!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs fighting when you can dance your way to victory?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LazyCraft: “You just want everything without even working”

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Are you tired of actually having to mine for resources in Minecraft? Do you just want to build epic structures without putting in any effort? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to hard work forever. We have a magical plugin that gives you unlimited diamonds, gold, and even enchanted gear with just a click of a button. No more pesky mining or crafting for you, lazybones!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and join the laziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and night?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	3062
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Skelebro’s Spooky Server: Where Skeletons Have More Fun Than You!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a cat dad! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for kitty litter and fish to feed your adorable feline friends.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you become a cat dad, but you can also ride around on giant flying unicorns while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the purr-fectly crazy world of being a cat dad in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Magic 8 Ball Breadcraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually get a promotion! That’s right, climb the ranks from Dirt Digger to Diamond Duke and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, your choice).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can find him. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate blocky boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3270	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	112
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Forgive me now /v/? I just adapted your favorite video game into MineLOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once got into a heated debate with a creeper over who has the better fashion sense.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you see a player named “ChessMaster69” running around, watch out – they’re always three steps ahead in the chess club.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineBlue Fantasy – Crafting chaos with swords and memes!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the battles are as intense as a diamond sword fight and the characters are as unique as a rare loot drop!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.

But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.

And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).

So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Criers: Where Femanons Shed Tears and Build Blocks

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Are you tired of crying alone in your dark, lonely room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never cry again, unless it’s tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. You’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of fluffy chickens and grants wishes to all who prove themselves worthy. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because adventure awaits on our server!

So why waste your time crying when you could be laughing and playing on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Emeralds Found:	8349

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Cursed Pixels: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, wake up and join our server where the leaks are so epic, they’ll have you jumping out of your bed in excitement! Our leaks are so juicy, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Don’t hit snooze on this opportunity to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there. Let’s get leaky!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Creepers: Where exes and blocks collide in a hilarious adventure! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it for you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SushiCraft: Where Japanese Culture Meets Chinese Confusion!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ramen? Well, come join our server where we serve up some delicious Lamian instead! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and serving up some Chinese cuisine in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old Japanese culture when you can have a taste of China right in your virtual world?

Join us for a unique experience where you can build your own noodle shop, battle it out in noodle-themed PvP matches, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Noodle of Destiny. Trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our Lamian-filled adventures, you’ll never look at ramen the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the noodle madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.