Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 29 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Meteorite Mayhem Server

    Meteorite Mayhem Server
    yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

    imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

    plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

    remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NovaSky

    NovaSky

    Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Love Poland Minecraft Server

    Love Poland Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

    No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

    So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • GoldDiggerGamerLOL

    GoldDiggerGamerLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Crops Grown: 4003 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

    ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 110 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyLoveTips

    CraftyLoveTips
    Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WarriorsOfTheBlock

    WarriorsOfTheBlock
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

    Roman Olive Oil Scrappers
    join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Star Shards Collected: 134
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Left Handed Musician’s Brain

    Left Handed Musician’s Brain
    come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

    Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

    Travelers Reborn Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Travelers Reborn
    Modpack Modrinth
    Current Players 10+
    Main Features Player driven economy, 300+ mods, interactive community

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What types of players are you looking for? We are wanting shopkeepers, travelers, farmers, and more for our main town.
    What makes your server different? Players can influence the modpack and community with 300+ mods, build and claim homes, travel and do dungeons, and become powerful Wizards, Swordsman, Rulers, and more. Chunk resets for unclaimed areas also ensure a fresh world experience.
    How can I join? Join our Discord server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server

    Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you never knew you needed! Join us and discover a whole new world filled with vtubers that no one has ever heard of before. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our vtubers are so mysterious, they make Herobrine look like a friendly neighbor. You’ll never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    2. Rumor has it that one of our vtubers can summon creepers with just a wink. Better watch out or you might find your precious builds exploding in no time!

    3. Want to join a server where the players are as unpredictable as a pack of wild wolves? Look no further, because our vtubers will keep you on your toes with their wacky shenanigans.

    4. Who needs famous vtubers when you can join a server with vtubers so obscure, they make Bigfoot look like a household name? You’ll be the envy of all your friends when you tell them about the crazy adventures you had with these unknown legends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world of vtubers that nobody knows exist. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

    Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Animals Bred: 156 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL

    Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid awkward conversations with your dad’s new wife, Claire.

    Join us for a chance to create your own virtual family where you can actually choose who your parents are. No need to deal with step-parent drama or awkward family conversations here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

    So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Who needs Claire as a parent when you can have a creeper as a pet instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

    ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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