Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name PlongieCraft
    Features Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
    Website Plongie.com
    Trailer Watch trailer here

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

    A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

    Q: What can players expect on the server?

    A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

    Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

    A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 116 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7263
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

    Pixel Puns Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

    3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

    4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

    Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Dragon Scales Harvested: 366
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Animals Bred: 101
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NoGFsAllowedMC

    NoGFsAllowedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

    Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

    CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Crops Grown: 9693 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Creeper Therapy Co.

    Creeper Therapy Co.
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Brainy Heights & Spiders

    Brainy Heights & Spiders
    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

    our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

    we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PuffleLand

    PuffleLand

    This is PuffleLand, A very simple minecraft server which is just vanilla survival with some extra stuff that comes from the essentialsX plugin. I would appreciate seeing some builds here and the server is guaranteed at least 6 months of life.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Potions Brewed: 110

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • UnBit

    UnBit

    Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

    ☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

    We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

    ⚡Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or an intrepid explorer as you create your world with other players.

    ⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

    ☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

    ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

    So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 23 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Cool Minecraft SMP Name

    Cool Minecraft SMP Name
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 21 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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