Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

    VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

    we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Skeleton SMP

    Skeleton SMP

    Welcome to the best survival server!

    Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Potions Brewed: 22 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

    WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

    But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

    If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MineCraftMemories

    MineCraftMemories
    Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RedstoneRuskiCraft

    RedstoneRuskiCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

    Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

    u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

    plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

    so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • EndNetwork

    EndNetwork

    EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Chaotic Realms

    Chaotic Realms

    [1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

    BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

    Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Farms Harvested: 785
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name PlongieCraft
    Features Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
    Website Plongie.com
    Trailer Watch trailer here

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

    A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

    Q: What can players expect on the server?

    A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

    Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

    A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Potions Brewed: 130 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

    Pixel Puns Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

    3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

    4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

    Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Star Shards Collected: 162
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • NoGFsAllowedMC

    NoGFsAllowedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

    Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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