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Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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