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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Astral Projections Made: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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