Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Star Shards Collected: 92 Dragon Scales Harvested: 495

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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