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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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