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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 938 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 139 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Farms Harvested: | 871 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!