Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

    NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

    Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

    Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!
    Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
    We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
    Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
    Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
    If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

    Key Features

    • Custom business plugin with robust GUI
    • Survival economy gamemode
    • Jobs
    • Chestshops
    • Friendly community

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

    Links

    FAQ

    How can I start a business on the server?
    You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?
    While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
    Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?
    Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
    How can I advertise my business on the server?
    You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Animals Bred: 19
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1494 Chimeras Created: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8751 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Villages Defended: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

    Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Villages Defended: 16
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • KidWatch Minecraft Server

    KidWatch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

    But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 72
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MommaNoWedding

    MommaNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

    We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

    So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

    Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SaltySMP_Hater

    SaltySMP_Hater
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

    That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Skillz4DayzCraft

    Skillz4DayzCraft
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Dimension Hops: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

    GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators
    so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

    So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Grave Property – Own it!

    Grave Property – Own it!
    lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

    so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
    What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server? Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
    Are there community events on the server? Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Towns Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9642
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

    The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

    Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7482 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4919 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 74 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CreeperHater69

    CreeperHater69
    Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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