“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4293	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Void Gems Collected:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ores Mined:	2610
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6024	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Magic Items Found:	4230
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Emeralds Found:	4734	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Divine Spears Created:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4862	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.