“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Codex

Mini Games, PvP

We are a small, new network that offers a wide variety of games for all types of players. Our hope is to grow and expand the network to further improve it’s game library and community. We are working every day to make sure our network is one of the best.

Join now to play: + Survival Games w/ Mutations + Color Runner + Surprise Eggs (Micro Battles w/ a Twist) + Free Runners (Parkour, first to end wins) + Battle Grounds (Build UHC kit, player w/ most kills wins)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Upsylon

MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft Survival Server! Still in development maar you’re able to join! If you’re looking for a quiet and friendly community then this is the server to join!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Theamigos

Creative, Economy

Best Small server on the net!! Come and join, everyone is always willing to help someone else out. you wont be pressured to donate and spend your money. Player managed protection (you can protect an area of up to 60×60 bedrock-sky simply by typing /ps on and placing a wool block! How easy is that! and you don’t get griefed. Another block allows you to fly or breath underwater! In fact, a various number of various blocks covering Defence,Offence and Tools. (full list on the website). Earn some money killing mobs then go to a shop and buy some cool items. Become a shopkeeper, build a farm and sell your goods. You keep your items when you die, no more having to /back and pick them all up!

Server details play.theamigos.co.uk

Come and say hello 🙂

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Argolia

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Join a world built from the ground up to be fun.

When Minecraft servers were first created, they were simple beasts. Running few modifications and often not online 24/7 they were built by people who loved Minecraft and loved playing Minecraft. Fast-forward to 2017 and today most of the largest servers are run by companies, with the primary intention of making money. While this is a reasonable ambition, and the funding and input from these servers has helped evolve the server community, they can often sacrifice the fun of players and community for extra income.

We don’t think that’s right.

Argolia is an attempt at making the world of servers more open, free and fun for everyone to play on. Most importantly Argolia is not monetized. Each school term, we run a real-life (for-profit) event series which helps sustain and keep the server competitive, however we ask nothing from our players. There is no in-game rank system for donors – instead everyone gets treated fairly and equally, and there are no ways to gamble or buy item packs using real money. Instead of spending time working on these parts of the server, we can instead work on what people actually enjoy – the game. Our staff team works with the community to help build a server environment that everyone can enjoy, and that focuses on rich and rewarding player experiences.

If this sounds like a server that you’d like to play on, join now at play.argolia.com.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Flans.iets.com

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GangCentral

Economy, Factions, PvP

GangCentral ============== About us! We are a BRAND NEW SERVER for 1.8.8 (At this moment) and have so much to the server ITS INSANE! Here are some of our feautres:- -Custom enchants -Drugs -Guns -Explosive Pvp – Custom Enchanted items – Custom Drug Effects – Intense pvp action from all of the above! ========== Future ================== The future of our server is looking great, We plan to work towards a better economy in terms of an auction and playershop plugin. We also are working to get voting crates and votifier up and running! There is so much to our server and more to be added soon! Come on and join us as we just released! So there will be bugs but a great time 🙂

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KamiCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey this is KamiCraft! We are a fairly new Spigot based survival server who started at the end of November 2015. We are a very close knit, chilled, and mature community and we try to get everyone involved in our community builds. So far we have most of the major farms built and are now beginning work on the commercial district at spawn, where we hope to have all members helping out. We also run an events server on the weekends for UHC’s and so on. Fun times! Head over to our forum to check us out and apply to join our server! Server Rules No Griefing No Spamming Do not ask to be OP or to have a rank. We do not have ranks of this server. Respect all players. Do not use Mods or Hacks!! No builds in or near spawn unless approved by Admins. (Spawn is a commercial district) Do not live in or near spawn unless approved by Admins. (Spawn is a commercial district) PVP is not allowed to be conducted unless in PVP Arena or mutual consent.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VenomPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Hello, Welcome to Venom PvP! First of all, I’d like to say we’re a server who cares about our players, if were doing something the players don’t like, we don’t go ahead. We take in all suggestions and a lot of them are considered. Our server also has a wide variety of custom plugins. Here is a few things you’ll find on VenomPvP:

Factions PvP Raiding Custom Boss’s Missions

Our server also contains a lot more cool features, like wonderful staff. When someone is in need of assistance we’re right there to help the player. So hey, why not try us out You won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Amarda Minigames

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

A fun mini-game server under heavy development and taking staff as a warning this server has just entered beta development and 1.9 so it will be unstable so please report any issues to staff to be put under review and fixed we have mini-games from towny to hardcore so dont feel scared to check them all out

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

McGamerZone

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival Games

McGamerzone is a 24/7 online minecraft community ran with love by D0ublek1ll and xiTzJardix. We love to build, create and share in minecraft. Thats why we found McGamerZone.

Our servers are running on High-End hardware to ensure you get the best quality and connection possible, because of that we are able to handle more than 3000 players at once. We are running some of our own minigames, like The Bridge, Survival Games, PartyGames, SkyWars and much more (to come)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Claytonia Semi-Vanilla

MCMMO, Survival

A small friendly community of Minecraft players come together to enjoy some survival Minecraft.

New content is being added such as raid bosses and dungeons.

We are currently running Minecraft 1.9 with McMMO!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Official PrisonTech Prison Server

Hardcore, Prison, PvE, PvP

Currently back into development work, but are working to rerelease ASAP!

The legendary PrisonTech! Made famous by TechGe3ks LLC. Is now officially owned and operated by Nexolite. This server has been around for 11 years now. PrisonTech brought Minecraft Prison Servers to the spotlight with its unique look and professional feel. But they can never reach the level the official PrisonTech server is on. The server has been completely redesigned from the ground up and aims to take the Prison gamemode somewhere it has never been. The old server had youtubers such as SSundee, Deadlox, FireRockerStudios, NoahCraftFTW, TheCampingRusher and LogDOTZip all play! The server is currently in the grounds of reworking more features to add more unique ways to rank up. PrisonTech has always been the pinnacle of what a Prison Server should be, look like and feel like and we aim to take the crown back as the top prison server. We ask that you give us a try and leave your feedback within our discord so we can continue growing this forgotten classic game mode.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

whengamersfail

Creative

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BattleMade

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Compete for the 2000 Factions Top reward. Build, create and destroy the apposing competition with the most optimal and CUSTOM gameplay experience.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/ZsSyZqY STORE: http://store.battlemade.com FORUMS: http://www.battlemade.com

Recommended version: 1.8.8 Supported versions: 1.7.10 – Latest

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

xFunserver

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

Welcome to xFun, Sweden’s best and most lawless prison server! With our active and talented staff, you don’t have to do anything else but play! We keep an eye on your security, which leads to a safe feeling inside the server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.