The Trading Post

online persona, Server, Community, Valley of Peace, anniversary

New Minecraft Servers

Originally launched in September of 2022, The Trading Post was called Valley of Peace in conjunction with Kevin’s Twitch channel of “Master Shifu.” Following the 1 year server anniversary, the server took a new direction and got a makeover to coincide with Kevin’s new online persona of “The Wandering Trader,” to touch upon his love for travel. Beginning on the 24th of May 2024, the Minecraft server launched with the new adopted name of “The Trading Post.” While it remains predominantly a close community from the remains of Kevin’s streaming, it has been since opened to the public while still requiring some community engagement to ensure it is a best fit.

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MomCrafter Minecraft Server

tough love, Server, Illness, decision, smoking

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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TissuelessCraft

minimum wage, home cooking, household needs, parental support, financial independence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

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BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

naming trends, strange names, worst name, Minecraft, bad names

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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NopeNotDoingThatAgain

terrifying experience, Nightmare, anxiety, spine-chilling experience, fear

Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!

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JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic

Reishi mushrooms, environmental impact, innovative technology, biodegradable, sustainable manufacturing

lol join our epic minecraft server where we turn coffee grounds into 3D printed objects with MUSHROOM MAGIC 🍄🍄🍄 our researchers are like mad scientists but cooler cuz they make compostable stuff out of coffee WASTE ☕️☕️☕️ come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌎🌍🌏 also, did we mention there are secret mushroom kingdoms to explore? 🍄🏰🍄 join now and let’s get crafting! 🎮🔨🌈

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The Trading Post

MomCrafter Minecraft Server

TissuelessCraft

BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

NopeNotDoingThatAgain

JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic