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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4817 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a skeleton-outfit chick who’s hotter than the Nether itself. And don’t worry, if you die a lame death, you can always come back as a blonde girl who gets sawn in half for extra entertainment value.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be able to navigate their llama-filled lair and come out on top? Or will you end up as their next sacrifice in the name of llama domination?
So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos, adventure, and questionable fashion choices. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously, especially not the llamas.
