The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Villages Defended:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	100	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
New Chunks Explored:	545943	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	843	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Potions Brewed:	98	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mines Excavated:	4749
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Void Gems Collected:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!