The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8340
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Potions Brewed:	52

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Villages Defended:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4193
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	4759
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.