The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crops Grown:	8900

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ores Mined:	3707	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	6436	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1212	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Void Gems Collected:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Towns Built:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.