The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	819899	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Crops Grown:	5877	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	166	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	82	Magic Items Found:	6117
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ores Mined:	2022	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.