The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

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So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8984	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SamMc

Economy, Survival

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Discord: http://discord.redsresort.com/Red’s Resort Aims to offer a Balanced and Refined Survival Experience and a Community to Chill and Hangout.~ ~ ~ Survival ~ ~ ~ Hard Difficulty 18 Ranks Homes & Teleport /tpa Jobs Auction House Residence Quickshop (Chest shops) Player Markets & Server Shop Vote Crates mcMMO

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

– 24/7 uptime! – A friendly, mature, and helpful staffing team with a brilliant active player community! – NPC & community-driven gyms! – 24-hr support ticket system! – A FREE RANK AND KIT to all our discord members – DAILY rare candies, vote keys and a FREE shiny! – Discord contests and giveaways! – RPG Trainer leveling and Pokedex rewards! – Great donor perks and rewards! – Weekly events and minigames open to all players! – Nations – No need to worry about griefers, create towns with friends!So what are you waiting for?! Come join our growing family at **play.thenodemc.com**!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

MC-Ages is a growing network, all running on the latest Minecraft version – 1.20.x. Why not come and explore our servers. You can also choose from Minigames (Park Age), Skyblock, OneBlock, Towny, Industrial (survival), or our Dark Server, a twist on survival. If you like getting involved in a fun community, building, farming and completing quests, why not come and give our small but growing community a try – come and join us!!* Work your way through our custom ranks (Towny, Industrial, Oneblock & Skyblock). * Battle your way to the top of the MCMMO rankings – all servers. * Learn to fight the boss mobs and complete their quests. * Go mining, discover the hidden nightmares in the catacombs. * Earn extra money through Jobs (Towny Industrial Oneblock & Skyblock). * Rise to the challenge of our other in-game quests/challenges. * Try your hand at our upgraded vanilla fishing – custom fish etc. We are looking forward to saying hello.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Void Armor Forged:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

* Connect: mc.piratemc.com * Website: https://www.piratemc.com * Discord: https://discord.piratemc.com * Rules: https://piratemc.com/information/rules/ * Live Map: https://piratemc.com/map/ * Getting Started: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/ * Detailed Guides: https://piratemc.com/guides/PirateCraft is a Pirate themed Minecraft survival server. We are a 5 year tight-knit community that’s developed over the years into a wonderful family. Our ethos for running PirateCraft is to have a permanent map that isn’t ever Reset, builds will be kept and protected, you can disappear for 3 months and come back to carry on where you left off! We’ve had players come back after 3 years and continue where they left off! The world doesn’t get stale, Land & abandoned claims are regenerated over time to keep it fresh and clean, players can request Claims and Land to be removed and regenerated by our Staff Team.Staff act like police, they only intervene when asked, you are mostly left to make your own way in PirateCraft, be it Solo or an Empire. We have a rich History documented over the years on our Wiki https://wiki.piratemc.com/PirateCraft_Timeline

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Players Killed by Monsters:	5849
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A cozy Swedish Minecraft Survival Server where you can play openly and freely like in Vanilla Singleplayer but with people from all over the country. Of course we have rules: mucraft.se/reglerWe want to try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but still make the experience interesting & unique. Therefore, we have implemented i.a. Economy that the players themselves run!Grief/Theft – Never allowed. You can easily protect (claim) your area yourself. Economy – Earn money by voting or selling materials to other players or the server. PvP – PvP exists and must be kept to the arena in spawn!We also have various events from time to time, such as building competitions, lotto and parkour competitions where it is usually streamed and where you have the chance to win nice, nice prizes!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.