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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4891 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!