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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7289 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!
