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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 6676 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8306 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of llamas who have learned how to speak English and are hosting their own talk show every Friday night. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to post pics of women in black dresses because… reasons.
