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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6674 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of llamas who have learned how to speak English and are hosting their own talk show every Friday night. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to post pics of women in black dresses because… reasons.
