The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted the power to turn all sheep into flying unicorns.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Your fortune may be average luck, but your adventure will be anything but average on our server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Potions Brewed:	152	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Footy Frenzy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the political landscape is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Imagine a world where football is no longer ruled by seasoned pros, but by a group of 17-year-old twinks who kick butt on the field and in the voting booth.

Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between rival factions led by these young football phenoms. Will they use their power for good or for evil? Only time will tell as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of llama-riding wizards who control the weather with their magical powers. Want to join their ranks and become a master of the elements? Just watch out for the mischievous pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of political intrigue, epic football showdowns, and llama-riding wizards all in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | CLEAN SPAWN! Minecraft server

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Minecraft is a game that has become a true cultural phenomenon, and one of its most exciting aspects is its multiplayer servers. Servers provide players with a unique opportunity to interact with each other, build, explore and participate in various game modes. In this article, we’ll take a closer look at how Minecraft servers work, the different types of servers, and what makes them so popular among players.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Covid Craft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where Covid started almost 5 years ago…but don’t worry, it’s only contagious in-game! Explore our virus-infested world where the only cure is to mine diamonds and build epic structures.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or ride our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Don’t forget to watch out for the zombie pigmen throwing toilet paper rolls at you – they’re our resident hoarders!

Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so…viral?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Struggling Minecraft SMP Economy

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Are you tired of grinding in the real world economy? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are the currency and you can become a virtual billionaire overnight! Who needs a job when you can just mine for your riches?

”’I want to escape reality and live in a fantasy world.”’

Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like a magical land where you can build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and battle dragons. Who needs real life drama when you can create your own epic adventures in our virtual world?

”’I need a break from my annoying neighbors.”’

Say no more! On our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own secluded fortress far away from any pesky neighbors. No more loud parties or nosy neighbors snooping around your business. It’s just you, your blocky paradise, and maybe a few friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape the struggles of real life with some virtual fun!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

”da Wacky Wose Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to da wose Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of kittens.

Why should you join da wose? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llama architects at your service!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the heart of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. All you have to do is find the magical rainbow sheep who will guide you to its hidden entrance.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join da wose Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Buildings Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve who loves to hoard shiny things.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	4184
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Sky Trails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for!

Join our server and be the first to explore the brand new Sky the 1st world, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you sell enough diamonds in the game, the other remakes will happen faster – talk about power of persuasion!

But wait, there’s more! We have a 50/50 chance of getting an English dub for the game, so you can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’re even discussing some sort of delay just to keep things interesting.

Get ready for a Day 1 English release like you’ve never seen before, available on PS4, PS5, and Switch at first. But don’t worry, Switch 2 and PC players can join in on the fun a year later. Stay tuned for more exciting news at our December shareholder meeting – it’s going to be a blast!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Re: Zero Minecraft SMP Master

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have epic storylines that rival arc 4 of Beako’s manga adventures, and we promise no Demon Sword spin-off chapters will be left unread (we even have a special quest to find them all!).

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unofficial translations of the WN thrown in for good measure. Who needs seriousness when you can have a blast with us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

McDonald’s Ice Cream Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your hopes up for a delicious McDonald’s ice cream cone, only to be told the ice cream machine is broken? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have unlimited McDonald’s ice cream for all players! No more broken machines, just creamy, dreamy soft serve for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves to impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical forest filled with talking animals who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare Minecraft items. Want a pet dragon? Just trade them a diamond and watch as your fiery companion appears before your eyes.

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where anything is possible, including making McDonald’s ice cream great again!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Loli Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a talking sheep who offers to be your personal mining buddy. But watch out, because there’s a mischievous group of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigmen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of superhero villagers who are ready to swoop in and save the day. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly Ender Dragon races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: You log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Creepers doing the Macarena. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us on our server for a chance to participate in epic events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Decagrammaton where you can battle giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Limit Break Assault where you have to fight a field of special armor-wearing cows, or a Total Assault where you must navigate through an indoor maze filled with insane and tormenting obstacles? It’s like a Minecraft version of a twisted carnival, and you’re invited to join the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking sheep or a dancing Enderman. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. See you in the game!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RV Minecraft SMP Roadtrip

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Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft world? Do you dream of living in an RV and driving it around the country like a true nomad? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players live in RVs and travel the virtual world in style. Need to mine some diamonds? Just hop in your RV and drive to the nearest mine! Want to explore a new biome? Pack up your RV and hit the road!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of wild llamas who have taken over a village and are now the rulers of the land. Will you be able to negotiate with these llama overlords and gain their favor? Only time will tell!

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with RV adventures and llama drama, join our server today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bullied and insulted on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow cute and nice players! Our community is filled with fluffy bunnies and rainbow unicorns who will shower you with compliments and virtual hugs. Join us for a magical experience where the only griefing allowed is griefing from laughter!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6019
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

/Tactical/ – Tactical Vtubers: Enlist Edition Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most tactically-themed Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for epic battles, strategic alliances, and firearm enthusiast vtubers like you’ve never seen before!

Our approved vtubers include Aaliyah Mercury, the sharpshooting sensation who never misses a shot. AceWindhover, the explosive expert who can blow up anything in his path. And don’t forget about Bessie, the cowgirl with a quick draw that will leave you in awe.

But that’s not all! Join us for crazy adventures with Code Named Ferret, the master of stealth who can sneak past any enemy. And watch out for Kuromaru Oniisan, the ninja warrior who can take down foes with just a flick of his katana.

So come join us on /tactical/ Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new tactical challenge and every battle is a chance to show off your skills. Don’t miss out on the action, join us now and become a legend in the world of tactically-themed Minecraft!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	180	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.