The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

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Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Villages Defended:	8	Votes:	3020
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

terradivisa.com:25594

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

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EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	643	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

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MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

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Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

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ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Votes:	9163
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

66.59.209.11:25566

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3755
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

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EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

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Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3588	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Potions Brewed:	122	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

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RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

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Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magic Items Found:	4214	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

mc.projectcrystals.com

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

meta-union.com

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

superabf.net

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

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