The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7578
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Animals Bred:	183
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Falling into the Void:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crops Grown:	8813

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	268
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	420

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	546	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Towns Built:	4

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	328840	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Potions Brewed:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Buildings Constructed:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com