The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	New Chunks Explored:	694403
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2544
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	128

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Animals Bred:	97	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	51	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	5548
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	9906	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	268	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Potions Brewed:	115	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7599	Crops Grown:	1035
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Potions Brewed:	200	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	253
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

play.hypixmc.xyz