The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	121
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	927	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3110	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Items Found:	6356	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18
New Chunks Explored:	532379	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	266
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Potions Brewed:	158	Crops Grown:	8185
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	199	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Magic Items Found:	7433
Dragon Eggs Found:	6449	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5506
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	7950	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Farms Harvested:	619	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	141	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net