The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	685835
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

mc.valhallacraft.org:25576

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Villages Defended:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9043

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Villages Defended:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Votes:	3911
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	129	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	922	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	622	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Items Found:	5732	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Farms Harvested:	276
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5374

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Falling into the Void:	0

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2683	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Astral Projections Made:	0
Star Shards Collected:	262	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

sweetpeamc.com