The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5381	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Animals Bred:	43

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4457
Mines Excavated:	3368	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

faithfulmc.com

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

play.topstrix.net

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	88	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

play.chosencraft.com

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

play.brutal.network

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Void Armor Forged:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

mc.beanblockz.com

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	New Chunks Explored:	970614
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Play.MarsMC.Net

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

mc.2gcrafters.net

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6684
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

us.mendocraft.com

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	292	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

mc.mineplay.com

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ores Mined:	6615

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

dbnation.us

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

mc.orangecraft.net

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

timelesspvp.net

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

playnexia.net:26510

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mines Excavated:	1683	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

mc.popcraft.org

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	200
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

mc.penguin-craft.net